Almost-todd Soup

What is Almost-todd Soup?


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Menstrual blood. Used especially in reference to performing oral sex on a woman who is menstruating (i.e., earning one's red wings). Derived from the blood's soupy appearance. Also recognizes that the menstrual material might have otherwise become a fertilized egg and one day a child (perhaps named "Todd").

Because my girlfriend is on her period, I won't go down on her. I don't want to taste the almost-Todd soup.

See red wings, menstrual, go down on, period, sex, oral sex, cunnilingus


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