Almy Edit Meaning

1.

slow or stupid

I went to the retard house and helped all the almys.

See joe

2.

lazy in bed; like when you are doing this chick and all she does is just lay there.

i brought this hot chick home last night, but she sucked in bed. She just almyed.

See matt

3.

to talk incessantly about lacrosse

there was no way he was going to score with that chick, he just almyed her to death.

See frank

4.

to be extremely lazy

it was only half a flight of stairs, but i took the elevator instead. i pulled an almy.

See dave

5.

To take the easy way out or to eat excessively.

(1) I was too tired to take the stairs, so I pulled an Almy.(2) My girlfriend Almyed her way through an entire freakin' pizza.

See Jeff

6.

Something that retards or holds back. To slow down or hold-up.

Try as he might, the cop couldn't catch me because he was almyed by his bullet-proof vest.

See jack