Aloha Snackbar

What is Aloha Snackbar?


1.

Absurdist parody of the Islamic prayer "Allah Ackbar" (meaning "God is greater"). Occasionally used mockingly by commentators to poke fun at Islamic fundamentalists who have revealed their incompetence or irrationality.

As Mohammed was preparing to detonate his explosive vest at a special needs daycare, he shouted in an unhinged voice "Aloha Snackbar!", but nothing happened.

As he frantically tried to attach the red wire (or was it the blue wire?) the police showed up. Soon after Mohammed died of lead poisoning.

See islamotard, splodydopes, asshat, loser, fool, islamofascist


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