What is Alomogordo?
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City in southern New Mexico. The place the first atomic bomb should have been dropped on... But they missed by about a 100 miles. Hopefully the wind brought some fallout though. Home to Holloman Air Force Base, angry right wing nuts, and not much else.
Things to do in Alamogordo:
Walmart
Mcdonalds (inside Walmart)
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