Alon

What is Alon?


1.

an Israeli dude named after an oak tree.

Alon has climbed the Alon.

2.

sexiest man alive

"Ooooh Alon, you are a sex god!"

3.

god of the bed

Damn it Alon, how many bitches did you shag last night?

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4.

sexy jewish guy

Alon fucked my mom

5.

A Big Sexy Man who all the ladies love!

Alon you mack daddy!

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6.

Great guy who macks every fine women out there and is never short of play!

Look here cones Alon. Lets look at his fuck list today, maybe its longer then yesterday

7.

A motza ball straight from Israel.

Gay men around the world all enjoy Alon's alike.


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