Alonzo

What is Alonzo?

1.

always on the phone, always singing rihanna or britney spears songs, loves caramel-mocha frappaccino's, dogs eat his glasses and the ladies looooooove him.

"Sing me an Alonzo!"

See alfonzo, rapunzel, garbonzo

2.

a fat, curly haired young man who never gets off the computer. He needs more exercise.

"Alonzo, you need more exercise."

See fat, lazy, computer, geek, greasy
62

Random Words:

Goo Goo Eyes
1. 'Puppy dog' eyes made towards the object of your affection. A form of flirting. They made goo goo eyes at eachother on the b..
Read more
Vaginade
1. Slang for "Pussy Juice". Pour it in a cup, put some ice in it and drink dat shit up! "Maria opened up a vaginade stand t..
Read more
Zarkon
1. a red planet that is located within the Milky Way asteroid belt Planet Zarkon is home to the many inhabitants called Zarkonians. See a..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free