What is Alonzo?
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always on the phone, always singing rihanna or britney spears songs, loves caramel-mocha frappaccino's, dogs eat his glasses and the ladies looooooove him.
"Sing me an Alonzo!"
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a fat, curly haired young man who never gets off the computer. He needs more exercise.
"Alonzo, you need more exercise."
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