Alonzo

What is Alonzo?


1.

always on the phone, always singing rihanna or britney spears songs, loves caramel-mocha frappaccino's, dogs eat his glasses and the ladies looooooove him.

"Sing me an Alonzo!"

See alfonzo, rapunzel, garbonzo

2.

a fat, curly haired young man who never gets off the computer. He needs more exercise.

"Alonzo, you need more exercise."

See fat, lazy, computer, geek, greasy


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