What is Alp?
1.
The Australian Labor Party. The only Australian left-wing party with a chance, but who commonly screws it up due to their lack of backbone and propensity towards failure.
The ALP sucks ALP. (See definition one)
The ALP lost again in 2004 because they tried to pretend they were nice people when in actual fact they are just politicians.
2.
1. A common Turkish name for individuals
2. An individual exhibiting lethargy on a daily basis
"Look, it's Alp sleeping!"
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3.
a nickname for tits
Look at her giant Alps.
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4.
1. Accelerated Learning Program.
The coolest camp in Wisconsin. Only the best of the best take honor classes over summer FOR FUN!
2. A place to meet hott nerds.
Val: Check out the guy over there in the Star Wars shirt...
Trish: Yummy, I'm going to get me some of that! No one goes to ALP to learn!
5.
Pronounced "AYE ELLE PEE" Acronym for "Abnromally Large Penis" used by many on the IRC (Internet Relay Chat).
Mainly useage of this word is found on the Undernet IRC network. (see MIRC)
"* snoopdan lets notty hold his ALP"
"hey snoop, hows the ALP hanging?"
"My ALP itches."
