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when your jizz looks like a cumsicle
yesterday i whacked off in the snow and got a 2 foot long morning drizzle..
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Acronym of 'for some bizarre and inexplicable reason'
F.S.B.A.I.R British MPs describe themselves as 'honourable'
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Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch in..