What is Alpaca?
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1. Something that is better than a Llama
2. Something that is better than you
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the worlds greatest animal. this is so because jesus chose an alpaca to ride to the area we now know as the united states. the alpaca was his "godly animal" of choice because the alpaca could walk across water, fly if it really loved you, and could reach speeds up to the speed of sound on foot. be sure to get down and chant the following phrase if you see an alpaca: "shama ghala eh oh calla, shama ghala eh oh calla." the phrase means "pray to the almighty animal of god!"
jesus rode the almighty alpaca
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a relitive to the
I saw an Alpaca being sherred for it's silky coat, then washed with expensive shampoo, after,they fed it African cheese as an award for its good behavior.
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the greatest animal that will dominate the world after we destroy ourselves .the alpacas will create underground chambers to survive in while we destroy humans and all minor species. while in these chambers.they will discover cold fusion and and engineer new species to live on the earth
the narwhal will asist the alpaca in their universal conquest starting with the earth
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As everyone knows, the alpaca is a South American quadruped known for spitting. This inspires the name given for insemination by spitting semen into the vagina. This is a requirement for impregnation for men with a micropenis. The technical maneuver involves masturbation of the micropenis into one's hand, ingesting and then spitting into the vagina.
Robert and his wife are expecting a baby girl in September. Obviously, he performed the alpaca successfully, given that he's nearly dickless.
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A wool bearing llama with big teeth.
Alpaca..........Alpaca you'r bag's in a second if you don't shutup!
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the second coolest person in the universe
"look,there is the mighty alpaca."
"where?"
"in the shadow of the danzil"
