Alpacapalooza

What is Alpacapalooza?


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The greatest alpaca event ever to be held in the history of alpaca events. Alpacas from all over the universe descend on a small town in Washington and proceed to show off their beautiful, creamy fur coats. However, the only thing missing from this great event is this...nus.

Dude #1: "Wow, man. This alpacapalooza is the greatest alpaca event I've ever been to. How do they manage to fit all these amazing alpacas into one place? It really is amazing. There's something missing though...and I can't seem put my finger on it..."

Dude #2: "THE NUS!!!!"

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