Alpacum

What is Alpacum?


1.

Cum... from an alpaca. Made in New Jersey.

"What do you have there, missus?"

"A vial of my favorite alpacum, of course."

"Jolly good."

See alpaca, cum, jessica, new jersey, farm, beastiality


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