Alp-eesh

What is Alp-eesh?

The greek god that defeated arabulis. To secure the Universe for eternal light he created the sun then gave life to the high level gods.

Hook Masterbation

1. To masterbate oneself with hooks. Damn, I have no hands, so I have to yank off with hooks! I call it Hook Masterbation. See hardcore..

Fruit Tingle

1. A concoction of speed, ecstasy and cocaine, crushed together in even parts and divided into lines then snorted. It is then followed by a..

Kovalev That Ho

1. Stand 5 feet away from your girl on a 45 degree angle and shoot a projectile cum shot in your girl's far side eye as if you were sh..

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