Alp-eesh Edit Meaning

1. First, you jizz in a gatorade bottle for a month to save up a lot of old, smelly, crusty cum. Second, you fuck a girl from behind. When ..

1. An orgy involving six people a shoehorn and several ducks. That Quack Attack last night was killer!!!!; I forgot to bring my whip and..

1. The speed and precision used by a chef to produce a pie in light speed. Mary appeared on Come Dine With Me but she took ages to make he..