Alpena

What is Alpena?

1. A small town in Northeastern Michiganknown for Drinking and tomfoolery

2. A adjective used by Alpena transplants to describe a party scene that has become of ouf control or gong show

1. Make sure you bring the doedoe when we cruise up to Alpena, because god knows we won't be able to score any there.

2. Everyone was so wasted at Jimmy's house they managed to tear off the porch and use it for a bonfire, it was so Alpena

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Beeper

1. An adjective used to convey an idea of something becoming outdated or old. This is an expression that would constantly evolve and as tec..

Quitler

1. A person that is truly evil and likes to slaughter Jews and such, but is rather lazy and gives up on his true goals. "Adam is such..

Excrement

1. The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime. After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my super..

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