Alpena

What is Alpena?

1. A small town in Northeastern Michiganknown for Drinking and tomfoolery

2. A adjective used by Alpena transplants to describe a party scene that has become of ouf control or gong show

1. Make sure you bring the doedoe when we cruise up to Alpena, because god knows we won't be able to score any there.

2. Everyone was so wasted at Jimmy's house they managed to tear off the porch and use it for a bonfire, it was so Alpena

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Diasticutis

1. ones posterity, or buttocks "do not put your diasticus on the table!"..

Flat Leaver

1. Flat Leaver -If you were hanging out with a friend and left to hang with "cooler" kids, you were a flat leaver -If person A ..

Heissman

1. In imitation of the trophy, dodging the advance of an uncomely aggressor by protecting your face with your extended arm. Shield your (o..

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