Alpha John

What is Alpha John?

1. a species of animals that mate asexually yet flirt with girls. Many laws of nature associate with him such as the law of desperation.

2.One who is alpha

3. a man at MRHS

Wow, he is an Alpha John

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Mr. Happy Pants

1. When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect..

Piitbftw

1. PIITFTW means Put It In the Butt for the Win! Michael let me PIITBFTW last night. It was quickly followed by A2M. See piitb, ftw, a2m,..

Stubbporn

1. also known as midget porn. :) the old man masturbated to stubbporn noises? lol. See stubb, stub, porn, midget, wee, small, tiny, litt..

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