Alpha Kitty

What is Alpha Kitty?


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Passive-aggressive, insecure female. One who demonstrates the irony of self-appointed, group-based, non-conformity. (Hello Kitty, a translation: you ARE cookie-cutter).

I am an alpha kitty because I'm my own person and wear vintage clothes like Sarah Jessica Parker. We alpha-kitties pay pros to video ourselves bopping around telling you about us on the internet.

See bitch, lover, child, mother, yada


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