What is Alpha Kitty?
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Passive-aggressive, insecure female. One who demonstrates the irony of self-appointed, group-based, non-conformity. (Hello Kitty, a translation: you ARE cookie-cutter).
I am an alpha kitty because I'm my own person and wear vintage clothes like Sarah Jessica Parker. We alpha-kitties pay pros to video ourselves bopping around telling you about us on the internet.
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A Jewish person that won't shut the fuck up.
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