Alpha Male Syndrome

What is Alpha Male Syndrome?


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noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.

"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"

"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."

"damn. what a fucking chode."

See dickhead, asshole, douchebag, chav, jabroni


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