What is Alpha Man?
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verb, to Alpha Man someone; ie, smudge poop on their upper lip, creating the illusion of a Alpha Man-style moustache. Usually performed while the victim is sleeping.
He is now a robot, known as Super Mecha Alpha Man, and is a force for good.
During his life he displayed boundless acts of love, charity, and courage. He was not in any way, shape or form a racist.
1) "Guess what I did? Wayne pissed me off, so I Alpha Manned him while he was napping."
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