Alpha Weasels

What is Alpha Weasels?

Backstabbing employees whose inflated ambitions and obsessions with work cause people not to like them and sabotages their chances for advancement

Alpha Weasels are often too consumed by their ambitions to have a life beyond the walls of the office.

Unyon

1. A series of seemingly lucky events that in turn come back to bite you in the ass. Rich seemed to be kicking my ass, but I in turn, kick..

Rollercoaster Tycoon

1. When a girl is giving you head, throwing your arms up in the air and screaming to simulate a rollercoaster ride I did the rollercoaster..

Noodle Fucker

1. The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burnin..

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