Alpha Whale

What is Alpha Whale?

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Someone who once thought they were the alpha male, top dog, and cream of the crop but has put on quite a bit of weight and is no longer worthy of the title.

He was once the alpha male of the group now he's just an alpha whale.

See pig, alcoholic, pedophile, failure
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