What is Alphabesize?
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to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status
I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.
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The act of removing ones bowels.
"That was a crazy buffet bro but I'll be back, I need to take a dumplestiltzkin."
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A gathering of women where men (meat) are strictly not allowed to attend. The opposite of sausage fest.
Hey guys, come on over tonight..
