What is Alphabesize?
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to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status
I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.
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To bring oneself to the point of ejaculation by rhythmically sliding one's penis between a woman's breasts. See titwank
Fancy..
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A melee attack of the native Ukrainian
Have you ever seen a Ukrainian bitch slap? Very few people survive
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To take a shit, a dump or to go "number two"
Can we hurry this meeting up, I've gotta go make brown.
See Kervin..
