What is Alphabesize?
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to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status
I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.
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an erect dick sticking upright in public
" hey look ________'s got a yankeedoodle..
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to recieve a glowing evaluation even while spending years failing, and then get fired within a week of the evaluation
John got rumsfeld..
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the act of continuing to access the same booty call
She couldn't resist the bootinuation of her 5 years fling with mister wrong.
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