What is Alphabesize?
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to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status
I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.
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The way of over laughing. but not laughing too loud so that the pancake wakes up.
dude1: So i was like cooking a pancake
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To use the service of Myspace or other websites to score with the ladies.
Guy: I went on Myspace last night...did some Poon Fishing.
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Using one's penis as a choking device; via, wrapping around the throat.
So instead of hanging this fucker, we johnnynoosed him.
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