Alphabet Of Manliness Edit Meaning

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A book written by Maddox. Published May 30th, 2006.

This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:

A is for Ass-Kicking

B is for Boners

C is for Copping A Feel

D is for Dump, Taking A

E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)

F is for Female Wrestling

G is for Gas

H is for Hot Sauce

I is for Irate

J is for Jerky, Beef

K is for Knockers

L is for Lumberjack (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberjack)

M is for Metal

N is for Norris, Chuck

O is for Obedience (Training for Women)

P is for Pirates

Q is for Quickie

R is for Road Rage

S is for Sneaking a Peek

T is for Taunting

U is for Urinal Etiquette

V is for Violence

W is for Winner

X is for XXX

Y is for Yelling

Z is for Zombies

In the Alphabet of Manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. They are as follows:

- Me

- King Ghidora

- Steve Buscemi

- Lesbians

- Flying Squirrels

- Red Twizzlers

- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow

- Kung Pao shrimp

- Theodore Roosevelt

- Moshi Moshi

- Ivan the Terrible

- Extra sharp cheddar cheese

- Monsters

- Fried chicken

- Chops

See manliness, maddox