Alpha-doofus

What is Alpha-doofus?


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The 13 year old kid who gets the mad props for the six long, scraggly hairs growing on his chin while half of his peers are still waiting for their second pubic hair

Yo, check out Billy's chin, dude. He's the alpha-doofus for sure, with all that flava


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