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when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff
I checked if i had enough chan..
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A horrible time. I was told hotdogs were on the menu, yet when I arrived, there was only sauerkraut. Sick bastard.
My dinner with satan..
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a good friend who always blurts out funny yet obnoxious words, and whos sister just popped out a baby.
person: hey look, it's uncl..