Alphamonkey

What is Alphamonkey?


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Someone so 1337 that everyone bows down to his greatness. He is generally considered a genius and respected by all. Things he doesnt like are emos, mushrooms and toast.

He pwnz all

Man1: Wow...im feeling sad today

Man2: Why?

Man1: Cause i dont pwn like an alphamonkey

Alphamonkey: DO NOT SAY MY NAME WITHOUT PERMISSION!!! *stabs both men in the throat and breaks their necks*

See leet, 1337, pwner, dog, dude


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