What is Alphamonkey?
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Someone so
He pwnz all
Man1: Wow...im feeling sad today
Man2: Why?
Man1: Cause i dont pwn like an alphamonkey
Alphamonkey: DO NOT SAY MY NAME WITHOUT PERMISSION!!! *stabs both men in the throat and breaks their necks*
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