Alphamonkey

What is Alphamonkey?

1.

Someone so 1337 that everyone bows down to his greatness. He is generally considered a genius and respected by all. Things he doesnt like are emos, mushrooms and toast.

He pwnz all

Man1: Wow...im feeling sad today

Man2: Why?

Man1: Cause i dont pwn like an alphamonkey

Alphamonkey: DO NOT SAY MY NAME WITHOUT PERMISSION!!! *stabs both men in the throat and breaks their necks*

See leet, 1337, pwner, dog, dude
77

Random Words:

No Imus
1. (Phrase) Used after one inadvertently says something that could be construed as racist. Man, I can't mess with these white girls....
Read more
Pillow Hog
1. Jenna Pittaway A girl with physical features similar to a small african forest monkey who steals pillows from your bed. Giggles when g..
Read more
Vajanker
1. a very big (GIANT) vagina. The lady who has 18 kids has a vajanker. See vagina, big, giant, dick..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free