What is Alphamonkey?
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Someone so
He pwnz all
Man1: Wow...im feeling sad today
Man2: Why?
Man1: Cause i dont pwn like an alphamonkey
Alphamonkey: DO NOT SAY MY NAME WITHOUT PERMISSION!!! *stabs both men in the throat and breaks their necks*
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verb: to press one's hairy ass cheeks in someone else's face in a derisive, nonsexual fashion. The kiss is regularly dry, thou..
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Phrase used in American Wedding by Stifler.
On cake: Happy fuck day ass mouth.
Stifler: Thats pretty cool...