Alpharetta

What is Alpharetta?


1.

n. a place, the true a-town. otherwise known as the greatest place to live.

i love living in da a-town, alpharetta.

See south, georgia, atlanta, a-town, suburbs

2.

A wealthy suburb of Atlanta where the kids drive nicer cars than most adults and the adults don't drive, they are driven (or, just as often, the women drive H2s and the men drive insanely small sports cars). Chattahoochee High is the public high school of choice. There are no cool places to hang out for teens. People living here can navigate GA400 with coffee in one hand, a bagel in the other and a blue tooth in their ear.

The streets are paved in gold in Alpharetta.

See alpharetta, phretta, wealthy, pretentious, obnoxious

3.

A culturally bankrupt, strip mall laden suburban hellhole in north metro Atlanta. The area is rife with bland architecture, fake houses and corporate consumerism. A thorough example of everything that is wrong with American "culture."

Jesus, this place looks like Alpharetta. Let's get outta here!

See overland park, houston, suburbia, suburb, atlanta, hellhole

4.

alpharetta is a great place to live. dont listen to those haters who think if your white and you live in alpharetta, your rich. it aint true. dont get me wrong alpharetta is gettin rich as hell, the southern part of alph. is pretty diverse, u got buses( which are limited in northern fulton county), hispanics, blacks, a good # of asians, my old neighborhood was about 2 miles from northpoint mall( you know those mexicans that get the crappy jobs? alot of them lived in my old neighborhood). it's pretty urban. the water tower used to be covered in graffiti. it was awseome. abandoned houses, im pretty sure the city tore them all down.. not too sure havent been there in a couple of years. and to set the record straight, it's atlanta! black people are everywhere! alpharetta awseome! u can go from 100 ft of woods to busy urban streets. it's great.

alpharetta is awseome!

See alpharetta, diverse, busy, fun

5.

The worst place to live in Georgia if your're Black/African American. The population is prodominantly white with a few Ethnic races. If your're white and you live here your're rich.

Man I hate all dem rich white people who live in Alpharetta.

See white, rich, preppy, the boondocks, lame


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