Alpine Slide

What is Alpine Slide?

this is where you shit in a plastic bag, freeze it, and then use the frozen feces to penetrate a woman's vagina

That girl was so nasty, I decided to give her the alpine slide

See alpine, slide, frozen, turd, shit

Yurking It

1. 1) to masturbate while thinking of hortpeople 1) Fanny was yurking it, literally...

[cruzer]

1. One who masturbates on the move. A cruzer often masturbates excessively in hopes in gaining stamina. The perve in the white van is a cr..

Life Spoilers

1. Children - more specifically, one's own offspring. Jeez. I'd be driving a Porsche 911 now if we didn't have the Life Spo..

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