Alpine Slide

What is Alpine Slide?


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this is where you shit in a plastic bag, freeze it, and then use the frozen feces to penetrate a woman's vagina

That girl was so nasty, I decided to give her the alpine slide

See alpine, slide, frozen, turd, shit


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