Alpine, Tx

What is Alpine, Tx?


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A small town in way west Texas that isn't close to anywhere and where you know everyone and everyone knows your business. Pleasant for children and the retiring. Miserable for anyone between the ages of 16-45, unless you enjoy few people, ranching, gossip, or great mountain sunsets.

"Where you from?"

"Alpine, TX."

"Where's that?"

Enough said...

See alpine, small town, west, small


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