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Where the vagina is horizontal instead of vertical.
My girlfriend was laying sideways and resembled her china puss...
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A videogame on the NES. Two men would basically fight on the streets until one fell into a sewer and lost.
I'm an urban champion...
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A drink that consists of grapejuice, rum, and sugar
"mmm this is deliciously squizito"
"what is it?"
"a toxi..