Als Edit Meaning

1.

short for Arrogant lazy slacker

Mr. D.: Griff, you are on my ALS list again"

Griff: yeah and now my grade is at a C+...sh*t.."

See lazy, slacker, slackism, boring

2.

An acronym for "After Lunch Syndrome", commonly occuring in teenage girls after digesting their midday meal. During ALS the female specimen exeriencing this will become mindless, berserk, delirious, and fruity. This peculiar syndrome only occurs within females because of the breast hormones raging inside of the said female's chest, yearning to be sated by male interaction. This condition has yet to occur within the male gender, but studies have shown that an obese homosexual male with above average sized breasts, or man boobs, may develop these breast hormones over time and become subject to ALS. On rare occasions the female specimen may also become extremely horny, lunging for any male within her radar. If this should occur, it is strongly advised that all males should be removed from the vicinity, otherwise there is a high chance the female will attempt to straddle any male she may get near.

Emily: Rawr! I want sex! Come over here Sung! Time to make me a portuguese breakfast!

Andrew: Woah woah Emily, you alright?

Andrew(to Jesse): I think she's experiencing ALS.

Jesse(to Andrew): Yeah, we better skidadle on outa here.

See crazy, horny, horndog, mental, fruitcake

3.

1. Acronym for All Ladies Shaved.

2. Porn industry niche code for a video in which all of the girls pubic hair has been shaved.

Excuse me porn store clerk, could you please tell me where the ALS section is?

See porn, niche, pubic, hair

4.

After Lunch Syndrome.

The feeling you get just after lunch when you cant concentrate and want to have a nap.

"I think ALS has just kicked in. I can hardly keep my eyes open!"

See work, lunch, afternoon, syndrome