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when someone is sleeping and you shit in their hand. you then tickle their eyelash, when they rub the eye it results in a eyepatch.
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to put your balls into someone's mouth, and plug their nose with your cock.
"I circle pack Stacey every night at The Hilton&a..
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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