What is Alstaire Tuohy?
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It is a gay person, with a deformed penis
that uses a bagel on their dick to simulate the experience of having sexual intercourse
Joe: Damn dude he is such an Alstaire Tuohy. i walked in on him with a bagel as he jizzed.
Tom: HAHAHAHA figures, you should have known he's a Tuoyh
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Frequently used substitution for items of a homosexual nature.
Slang term for a person who imagines making love to famous homosexuals.
That's gay! You're such an Alstaire Tuohy!
Random Words:
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word used to confuse a teacher/other
also like (shut the front door) or (you son of a business man)
student: "BITTY-TITCHES"..
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Where a person's face is sooo fucking ugly.
That ho over there needs a can of fix a face.
See ugly, nasty, beastly, ew..
