What is Alstaire Tuohy?
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It is a gay person, with a deformed penis
that uses a bagel on their dick to simulate the experience of having sexual intercourse
Joe: Damn dude he is such an Alstaire Tuohy. i walked in on him with a bagel as he jizzed.
Tom: HAHAHAHA figures, you should have known he's a Tuoyh
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Frequently used substitution for items of a homosexual nature.
Slang term for a person who imagines making love to famous homosexuals.
That's gay! You're such an Alstaire Tuohy!
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A variant of japanese chess
"Dude, let's go play hasami shogi"
"Nah your mom and I already did that last night&quo..
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meaning omg or just something thats a shocker, totally made up by oggie and louiee by accident.
Oggie - what was that?
Louiee - ohmige..