What is Alstaire Tuohy?
1.
It is a gay person, with a deformed penis
that uses a bagel on their dick to simulate the experience of having sexual intercourse
Joe: Damn dude he is such an Alstaire Tuohy. i walked in on him with a bagel as he jizzed.
Tom: HAHAHAHA figures, you should have known he's a Tuoyh
See
2.
Frequently used substitution for items of a homosexual nature.
Slang term for a person who imagines making love to famous homosexuals.
That's gay! You're such an Alstaire Tuohy!
Random Words:
1.
when it's windy out and youre trying to light a joint but u cant get the fucker to spark so you duck up against a corner to stop th..
1.
Definition 1: A very gay person.
Definition 2: A fruit that is on fire.
Example for 1:"Gawd you're such a flaming fruit"..
