What is Alstaire Tuohy?
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It is a gay person, with a deformed penis
that uses a bagel on their dick to simulate the experience of having sexual intercourse
Joe: Damn dude he is such an Alstaire Tuohy. i walked in on him with a bagel as he jizzed.
Tom: HAHAHAHA figures, you should have known he's a Tuoyh
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Frequently used substitution for items of a homosexual nature.
Slang term for a person who imagines making love to famous homosexuals.
That's gay! You're such an Alstaire Tuohy!
Random Words:
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used by My Chemical Romance fans instead of oh my god.
*MCR is my way* - OH MY GERARD MCR are coming to LONDON!!!!!
*Batty* - OH MY CH..
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A retarded person who doesn't use grammar.
Me: "Hey Xev, you're a bicycle clown."
Xev: "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..
