Alstaire Tuohy

What is Alstaire Tuohy?

It is a gay person, with a deformed penis

that uses a bagel on their dick to simulate the experience of having sexual intercourse

Joe: Damn dude he is such an Alstaire Tuohy. i walked in on him with a bagel as he jizzed.

Tom: HAHAHAHA figures, you should have known he's a Tuoyh

See gay, slow, dumb, ho, trick

Frequently used substitution for items of a homosexual nature.

Slang term for a person who imagines making love to famous homosexuals.

That's gay! You're such an Alstaire Tuohy!

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