What is Alstaire Tuohy?
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It is a gay person, with a deformed penis
that uses a bagel on their dick to simulate the experience of having sexual intercourse
Joe: Damn dude he is such an Alstaire Tuohy. i walked in on him with a bagel as he jizzed.
Tom: HAHAHAHA figures, you should have known he's a Tuoyh
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Frequently used substitution for items of a homosexual nature.
Slang term for a person who imagines making love to famous homosexuals.
That's gay! You're such an Alstaire Tuohy!
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Where the money always is...
On Arrested Development
George Sr: There is ALWAYS money in the banana stand!!!
See arrested development..
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The true meaning of the acronym LSD. Anyone who has had a bad experience with LSD knows this.
I took a four way hit of acid and thought..
