Alston

What is Alston?


1.

a last name. givin to members of a badass family. a name that is givin to at birth and earned by marriage. respectable. intimidating. a last name to be said with caution you never know who has the alston blood boilin in their vains. trash talking in the same sentence as alston someone will end up with a busted lip.(it wont be the alston)

ssshhh. ssshhh. here comes them Alstons. dont look them in the eye i heard they can see strait to your weakness and will us it againt you. look down. hurry!

See alston, austin, auston

2.

When you play hit someone in the head with a baseball bat, criticley injuring them

Dude dont pull and an alston

See bat, beating, death, icu, elliot


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