Alta Loma

What is Alta Loma?


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Part of what everyone knows is just Rancho Cucamongabut residents feel needs to be separate. The Northwest part of Rancho where there are so many richy houses with 5 bedrooms, 3 1/2 bathrooms, and 30 square feet of backyard for your little yippie purse dwelling dog. A wonderful place to live if your dad is a Lawyer and your mom is a Doctor.

-Hey, you from the 909?

-Kinda...

-Oooohh, you're from Ranch then, right?

-Not really.

-Alta Loma, Etiwanda, and Rancho are all the same and you know it!

See 909, los osos, bro


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