Altar Boy

What is Altar Boy?


1.

A variation of the simba, where after intercourse you cum on a girls stomach, take a scoop off with your index finger, then make the sign of the cross on her forehead and say "bless you child".

my variation of altar boy is similar to simba, see simba in urban dictionary.

See simba, altar boy, spider man, funny, religion

2.

The sexual act of when you take a truly classless whore and get her to kneel down as if mimicking to pray and take communion. Part her hair down the middle, get out a Hymnal Book and begin to recite a Hymn while recieving a blow job from the truly ruthless cock gobbler.

Last night I was with this ANTI stellar hoodrat and I got her to gimme an altar boy.

See blow, job, blowjob, whore, altar


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