Alter Cocker

What is Alter Cocker?

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

See old fart, whinebag, beetlejuice

Nmp Field

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Mystery Bruises

1. The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. ..

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