Alter Cocker

What is Alter Cocker?

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

See old fart, whinebag, beetlejuice

Vegimite Sandwhich

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Filch Monger

1. Basically, a food stealing whore, or a food whore. -That bum just stole my food! -That filch monger!!..

You've Lost Your Marbles

1. you are crazy. You think I'm going bungee jumping? You've lost your marbles. See marbles, lost, crazy, you, are..

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