Alter Cocker

What is Alter Cocker?


1.

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

See old fart, whinebag, beetlejuice


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