Altered Beast

What is Altered Beast?

1.

A kick ass classic arcade game made by Sega 'service-games'

I just turned into a Dragon and whooped some ass!

Power-up!!

See Lord Jesus Christ

2.

rise from your grave

dude i want to be the pink guy!!

3.

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

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