What is Alternative Suicide Holiday?


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Alt Suicide Holiday or (ASH) is a website currently "frozen" pfft (yeah as if).

Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB

(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)

:)

Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.

Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)

Mother of suicide 'victim': "MY DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF,I BLAME THE Alternative Suicide Holiday WEBSITE, AS APOSED TO MY OWN SHORT-COMINGS AS A MOTHER,I'M GOING TO SUE YOU ASH!!!"

Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'

See ash, suicide, website, online, emo, stupid


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