Alternica

What is Alternica?

Metallica 1991 - Present

I just picked up the new Alternica CD St. Anger, it's so awesome I'll put it right beside Deftones and The Offspring!

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Spongeboy

1. A "low man on the totem pole". Similar to a "mop jockey" the spongeboy gets the really low end tasks. This job suck..

Yakity Cat

1. A stripper's putrid smelling squish mitten that causes you to vomit the instant you catch a whiff. Abortion scars are a must. Bonus..

Kard

1. A type of cuddle machine that everyone loves and is loved by. I sure do need some kard today! 2. a cats asshole Kard63 is a cat anus..

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