Alternitive Spelling

What is Alternitive Spelling?

Speling that is rong because you feal like speing rong. Also is the saim as progresive speling.

The extablishment tels me to spel rite, so I use alternitive spelling to piss them off.

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The Hand

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Loaf Pinching

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