What is Alternize?
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To use a different (alternate) approach to solving a problem when the standard approach doesn't work, an approach that is less complicated than improvising.
There was no bell at the hotel front desk, so we alternized by saying "ding, ding" until the clerk came out of the back room.
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To find a homeless person, amputate their foot, and use it to sexually stimulate a woman.
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When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed s..
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verb, 1. to change the nature of one thing into another. 2. to become different.
-see also valmorpharize.
-see also valmorification.
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