What is Alternize?
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To use a different (alternate) approach to solving a problem when the standard approach doesn't work, an approach that is less complicated than improvising.
There was no bell at the hotel front desk, so we alternized by saying "ding, ding" until the clerk came out of the back room.
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The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants.
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Slang for a woman's menstruation.
I can't make love with you tonight. I've got a friend in town.
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The secretion of female ejaculate
As dave withdrew he could smell the sweet stench of quim dribble on his bellend
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