What is Alternize?
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To use a different (alternate) approach to solving a problem when the standard approach doesn't work, an approach that is less complicated than improvising.
There was no bell at the hotel front desk, so we alternized by saying "ding, ding" until the clerk came out of the back room.
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The act of shitting a REALLY long turd. So long it starts wrapping around itself in the bowl.
That was one hell of a ride on the baby ..
