What is Alternize?
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To use a different (alternate) approach to solving a problem when the standard approach doesn't work, an approach that is less complicated than improvising.
There was no bell at the hotel front desk, so we alternized by saying "ding, ding" until the clerk came out of the back room.
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An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitloadis equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads
I have an imperial shitload of work to do..
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n. An antagonistic action in which one spits in another's face.
He loosed a throat pony into my face, so I punched him in the gut...
