What is Alternize?
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To use a different (alternate) approach to solving a problem when the standard approach doesn't work, an approach that is less complicated than improvising.
There was no bell at the hotel front desk, so we alternized by saying "ding, ding" until the clerk came out of the back room.
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When someone Shits there pants after laughing so hard they cannot stop it from coming out.
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the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse
here, use this as a mister crusty.
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To be completely serious; not joking.
Suzie: Matthew likes you.
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