What is Alternize?
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To use a different (alternate) approach to solving a problem when the standard approach doesn't work, an approach that is less complicated than improvising.
There was no bell at the hotel front desk, so we alternized by saying "ding, ding" until the clerk came out of the back room.
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Pictures and patterns created in the seat of ones underwear from continual, and sometimes painful rectal itching.
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