What is Alterno-mom?
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Nounntraction of "alternative lifestyle mom".Same as alterna-mom. Punks, Neo-Hippies, or other females who are into alternative culture (tatoos, attachment parenting, extended rebellious adolescence) and who breed.
That alterno-mom is trying a little too hard to pretend like she is still in her twenties, with her hot pink hair, driving a minivan full of kids around.
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Something you're boyfriend does to avoid a topic of conversation.
D: "Tell me what 'scissor stepping' means???"..
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Brown paper bag used to conceal a 40 oz beer. Commonly seen around hood liquor stores everywhere.
Hey yo, put that 40 of Magnum in a gh..
