What is Alterno-mom?
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Nounntraction of "alternative lifestyle mom".Same as alterna-mom. Punks, Neo-Hippies, or other females who are into alternative culture (tatoos, attachment parenting, extended rebellious adolescence) and who breed.
That alterno-mom is trying a little too hard to pretend like she is still in her twenties, with her hot pink hair, driving a minivan full of kids around.
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Really amazing tennis player who can beat Federer. He is also very hott.
Rafael nadal is beating
Federer.
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The inability to have sex due to a wager
No i cannot have sex with you due to theowenrule
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