What is Alterno-mom?
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Nounntraction of "alternative lifestyle mom".Same as alterna-mom. Punks, Neo-Hippies, or other females who are into alternative culture (tatoos, attachment parenting, extended rebellious adolescence) and who breed.
That alterno-mom is trying a little too hard to pretend like she is still in her twenties, with her hot pink hair, driving a minivan full of kids around.
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when you leven stynch all over yourself
Oh man I gotta go wipe this gertificate off my shit gash..
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the means of splitting one's skull
Yo' dogg, keep frontin and ima pop a '40 and split ro' wig!
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A tacky comment often heard by E.D. Walker, usually when being harrassed by her corny husband.
Dammit Kerry, stop tickling me! Oh no, ..
