What is Alterno-mom?
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Nounntraction of "alternative lifestyle mom".Same as alterna-mom. Punks, Neo-Hippies, or other females who are into alternative culture (tatoos, attachment parenting, extended rebellious adolescence) and who breed.
That alterno-mom is trying a little too hard to pretend like she is still in her twenties, with her hot pink hair, driving a minivan full of kids around.
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a kitty that deystroys clock spider while wearing a fashionable helmet made out of a lime peel
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Grumpy, monosyllabic pornography enthusiast.
"Hey Insineratehymn, I heard you lost all your mpegs."
"Cunt."
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