What is Alterno-mom?
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Nounntraction of "alternative lifestyle mom".Same as alterna-mom. Punks, Neo-Hippies, or other females who are into alternative culture (tatoos, attachment parenting, extended rebellious adolescence) and who breed.
That alterno-mom is trying a little too hard to pretend like she is still in her twenties, with her hot pink hair, driving a minivan full of kids around.
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the most mo uccin kid in the world. THIS KID IS A BEAST
dam girl did u see hugh sweeney today
See hugh, sweeney, god, beast, winnie..
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When a girl has unprotected sex with multiple men and does not know who the father is.
Eva had to go on to "The Maury Povich"..