Altiris

What is Altiris?

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

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1. it's fucker nothing more nothing less u |=|_||<3|2..

Jicks

1. a member of Stephen Malkmus' back-up band. Hey look, he's in Malkmus' shitty new band. What a Jick!..

Jew Tart

1. A Jewish version of the Pop Tart, know for having little or no frosting or filling inside the cheap pastry. his pastry is so dry I know..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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