Altiris

What is Altiris?

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

Herbalize

1. To render as Herb. Please don't herbalize me with your internet porn lock down. See herb, fuckerism..

Pork Scotch Tea Towel

1. A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from whe..

W.o.f.

1. A W.O.F. (pronounced w-ah-f) is a Waste of Flesh. This refers to someone who is being completely worthless. It applies most frequently..

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