Altiris

What is Altiris?

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

Zhao

1. The result of dividing by zero. person1: holy shit! you just created a zhao in the time-space continuum!! what did you do?? person2: i..

Evolvo

1. To exhibit failure at the the internet. Similar to getting an F in school, only much worse. Can be magnified with a - on the end (evol..

Booty Block

1. when ones asshole friend stops you from gettin pootytang the two china bitches booty blocked my hot mexican poon! 2. hi mike! you&apo..

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