Altiris

What is Altiris?

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

Evg

1. To EvG is to invite yourself to other's houses or show up at events that you are not invited to. SEE pest, annoying, frusterating..

Cleavage Fuck

1. When a girl pushes her boobs together and a guy sticks his penis between and jacks off. I gave Lauren a pearl necklace last night when ..

Lawligaggin

1. When you laugh and cough at the same time. Omg that was funny, I was lawligaggin all over the place after I started to choke while watc..

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