Altiris

What is Altiris?

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

Mendocino Snail Trail

1. When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face. "Dude you should te..

Untrue

1. Similar in usage to unreal. Something that is extreme in a (usually) positive way. LaDonna got so much junk in the trunk it is untrue...

W.p.

1. short for white power. a saying used by many people who just like saying white power, but sometimes cant say it due to their location ..

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