Altiris

What is Altiris?

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

Gentlemens Relish

1. The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts..

Media Condom

1. Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling. Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you w..

I'm Only Buzzin' With You!

1. I'm only buzzing with you. -I'm only joking with you! -Chill out, sure I'm only messing! Boy 1 ''You can&apo..

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