Altman Edit Meaning

1.

An Altman is commonly seen as the act of receiving a blow job from an extremely drunk girl in a shower that is not turned on.

Dude, I got an Altman in the suite last night, but Andy walked in on it before I was done.

See blow job, bathroom, drunk, dirty sanchez, rusty trumbone

2.

To make a decision, and then recant at the worst possible time, thereby leaving your supporters in the lurch.

Stems from Dana Altman, basketball coach, agreeing to become Head Coach at the University of Arkansas. Within 8 hours of his introductory press conference, Altman changed his mind and returned to Creighton University.

See altman, munson, loser, quitter, spineless

3.

A female that seems to be a modern day Harpy, unless he is the right man, her number one. she tends to get involved with a male for the right reasons, but has no intention of fulfilling her words. thinks very logically, is very smart, and incredible in the sack. she loves to vacuum. :P

wow, should have figured she was an Altman

See amazing, crazy, funny, hot, bitch

4.

silmultaniously farting, shitting, pissing and smelling like shit

wow that kid is an altman