What is Altoid?
1.
a person who resides in Altoona, PA
see also Altoids
I am from Altoona, therefore I am an Altoid.
2.
good mints from England
3.
Altoid is a word that could be used when someone is acting strange or weird, or bold and strong like an altoid.
Friend: Dude whats up with her?
You: I dont know shes being an altoid
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4.
"Tripping balls" on drugs, ie, quite high indeed.
The more intense version of
We're all alto, but she is fucking altoid over there.
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5.
1. A sterotypical Altoonian red neck. 2. An Altoona Pennsylvania resident with undesirable character traits.
Narrowmindedless fools.
I hate those Altoids on the boulevard.
That fucko Altoid thinks he's so smart, I'm the one that works at KFC.
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6.
The Altoid is a creature standing at two feet tall and can ownly be beaten by another Altoid in a fight. It is a natutally frustrated creature can be found talking in third person and spending time with it's natural friend the British Chippy.
OHHP! Altoid Pissed! OHHP! Altoid, hurt.
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7.
Term referring to a short, white person, due to altoids being small, white, and curiously strong.
Person 1: Look at you! Your such an altoid!
Person 2: What? Why?
Person 1: because your small, white and curiously strong
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