What is Altoid Surprise?
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oral sex performed while the giver has an Original Altoid mint in his/her mouth. The giver sucks and blows air gently creating a cool sensation to the reciever while using the tongue accordingly.
He gave me the Altoid Surprise and created the ultimate orgasm
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The greasy orange mustache one gets from eating Taco Bell sloppily
Look at the retard with the Dirty Reed...Somebody get him a wet wipe..
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basically a jack ass
"Dude, don't be such a jack donkey!"
See asshole, jack ass, donkey, ass, douche bag..
