Altoided

What is Altoided?

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

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Ham Crotch

1. Think about 3 week old ham... now apply that smell to a woman's pooty and BAM! Ham Crotch! Damn girl! You need to wash yo'sel..

Foot Clan

1. Clan of elite ninjas, founded by Redshirt and Crazy, that stalk the campus of Bridgewater State College kicking ass, or "clan-ing&q..

Zigface

1. A Dumb looking guy wiht a small penis Jenny- MAn i got so drunk last night i think i was with a zigface See CWA..

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