Altoided

What is Altoided?

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

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U.p.w.

1. Unidentified Party Wound. An injury or bruise received over the course of an evening of drinking with no recollection of how it occurred..

Dairy Queen Cake

1. A cake frosted with zombie cum. That zombie was really horny, not only did I get his jizz on my Dairy Queen Cake, I also got his finger..

Quick Fucker

1. n. Any dude who can't control his load. A premature ejaculator supreme Quick Fucker: Ungh ungh unnnggggghhh.... k I'm done...

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