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the act of dressing up as charlie and covering your penis in chocolate and making your bitch suck you off while singing the oompa lumpa ..
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too drunk to function.
That guy is completely dysdrunktional, he can't even walk on his own.
See drunk, dysfunctional, alcoholic..
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The refined art of being just late enough (5 minutes or so) to give the impression that you are a busy, popular person that was held up ..
