What is Alton?
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A small town in southern Illinois. Filled with white trash wiggers, and hillbillys. They do have a small number of black people there though who many of the residents of Alton think gives them an excuse to act like their town is the ghetto. Many of the residents of Alton are lower middle class, although some of its residents are extremely wealthy. Alton is supposedly one of the most haunted small towns in the USA. A very long time ago Alton,IL had a higher population than St.Louis,MO.
Alton wigger- "YO NIGGA I B STR8 OUTTA A-TOWN!"
Chicago black guy- "What part of Atlanta?"
Alton wigger-"NAH SON MY HOOD B UPPER ALTON 6 1 8 AREA CODE!"
Chicago black guy-"LISSEN HURR HONKEY U BEST SHUT YO MOUF AN QUIT ACTIN BLACK B FO I SNATCH YO ATL BRAVES HAT OFF YO MELON HEAD AN FUCK YO ASS UP!"
Alton wigger-"YO HOMIE ITS ALL GOOD DOG!"
Chicago black guys gun-"BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!"
Chicago black guy-"BITCH ASS PUSSY MUTHA FUCKA!!"
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A person with Diarreea of the mouth who makes everyone miserable just for the sheer sadistic pleasure of it.
Alton stole all of his mother's money and threw in the garbage. He laughed when she started yelling because he knew that there was nothing she could do to stop him.
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3.
a very hott guy!!!
4.
im alton and yeah i am cool
look how cool that alton guy is
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a male human being who can be found in the ghettos of
he is most commonly associated with the alton addiction, an unfortunate disease spreading through the
he can be identified by his Levi 514s, band shirts, and occasional
"Dude, I think i have the Alton Addiction."
"Oh. I'm so sorry for you."
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a really cute guy that plays sport and is also a jock
u r cute!
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a little town of niggers
I live in the ghetto or in other words Alton, IL.
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