What is Alvenamartin?
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A type of sexual position, usually between a teenager and the mom of one of the teenagers friends. Where the couple pairs into a sixty nine, and both fart upon orgasm.
Hey Andrew, I alvenamartin'ed Alvena Martin last night. Did you guys have tomato soup for dinner?
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overly large head but small as fuck penis. with old man hairy ball sack.
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