What is Alvenamartin?
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A type of sexual position, usually between a teenager and the mom of one of the teenagers friends. Where the couple pairs into a sixty nine, and both fart upon orgasm.
Hey Andrew, I alvenamartin'ed Alvena Martin last night. Did you guys have tomato soup for dinner?
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Referring to a girl's vagina, where the lips are small and all most nonexistent.
Usually very neatly shaved and the mound of Venus..
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Those words your wife keeps screaming at you while you try to figure out why your table only has 3 legs after you finished it.
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