What is Alvenamartin?
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A type of sexual position, usually between a teenager and the mom of one of the teenagers friends. Where the couple pairs into a sixty nine, and both fart upon orgasm.
Hey Andrew, I alvenamartin'ed Alvena Martin last night. Did you guys have tomato soup for dinner?
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Acute dilation of the colon, seen in ulcerative colitis.
"You've got toxic megacolon, ASSFACE!!"
See toxic, mega, colon..