Alves Edit Meaning

1. When you smash a persons forehead or baldspot with such precision that it doesn't hurt, but gives away a loud smash-sound. The word..

1. A person who is thick, and needs there bollocks chopping off, or if a lady, fanny chopped off. "Fuck off you fuckin quemwod" ..

1. A very overgrown hairy pussy! God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress! God I couldn't go down on that bird..