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its like a hippopotamous, but its a ROFLPOTAMOUS
did you just see that roflpotamous?
See lol, online, hippo, dick..
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A moment in time where you just stop and say "whoa this is a holy shit moment"
You witness a crocodile devour your best frien..
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High quality, expensive coffee (i.e. Starbucks, Peets, etc.)
Give her the news after she has some yuppie crack...