What is Alvin?
1.
a very sensitive person who is fun to hang around with and is not very talkative and tries to be a thug when he can
hey alvin wanna go to the movies yeah after i go bust a lick
2.
Chipmunk from the 80's cartoon
"This IS the 80's Alvin"
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3.
the act of placing one's balls into a woman's mouth; which causes her to look like a chipmunk storing nuts for the winter.
Since Dianne had a large mouth, she was able to perform the Alvin with ease on Mark.
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4.
cool, strong, handsome, rich, super smart, has swagg, owns many cars and is asian. ( usually chinese )
Shaniqua : DAYUMMMMMMMM; that boys the sex!
Lillian : i know! i wanna piece of that!
Shaniqua : yeah, he MUST be an alvin.
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5.
A person who is both withdrawn away from society.This type of person tends to be extremely quiet and shy.Usually found in their natural habitats of apartment homes playing video games online.
Man, that guy is such an Alvin!
Quit being an Alvin.
You are mad Alvin in the face.
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6.
Developing a quarter size blister on the head of your penis while performing dry anal sex on a farm animal with genital warts.
I had the worst alvin ever after I screwed that dirty ass goat.
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