Alvin Man

What is Alvin Man?


1.

An extremely popular brand of condoms among the internet.

The Sole Proprietor of Alvin Man Condoms claims that has

never heard of anything along the lines of "Trojan Man"

woman: I think we need help...

man: we need help?

woman: ... in bed..

man: in bed?!?

Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN

woman: oh alvin man!

Alvin Man: Hi, im alvin man, and im here to help

woman: to help?

Alvin Man: down there

Alvin Man: you see, I now come in a variety of flavours

Alvin Man: Like strawberry, or blueberry

Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN

woman: oh alvin man!

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