What is Alvin Man?
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An extremely popular brand of condoms among the internet.
The Sole Proprietor of Alvin Man Condoms claims that has
never heard of anything along the lines of "Trojan Man"
woman: I think we need help...
man: we need help?
woman: ... in bed..
man: in bed?!?
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
Alvin Man: Hi, im alvin man, and im here to help
woman: to help?
Alvin Man: down there
Alvin Man: you see, I now come in a variety of flavours
Alvin Man: Like strawberry, or blueberry
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
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Another name for the class A drug, Ecstasy, pills.
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