Alvin Man

What is Alvin Man?


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An extremely popular brand of condoms among the internet.

The Sole Proprietor of Alvin Man Condoms claims that has

never heard of anything along the lines of "Trojan Man"

woman: I think we need help...

man: we need help?

woman: ... in bed..

man: in bed?!?

Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN

woman: oh alvin man!

Alvin Man: Hi, im alvin man, and im here to help

woman: to help?

Alvin Man: down there

Alvin Man: you see, I now come in a variety of flavours

Alvin Man: Like strawberry, or blueberry

Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN

woman: oh alvin man!

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